DOGETok Jumps, Playgrounds, Presidential Runs and 20 Crypto Jokes

Tyler Hromadka

Today in the Cryptosphere, BTC miners were not offering them coins, and Venezuelan military obstructed a truck full of mining rigs. Chainlink struck an all-time high, and Dogecoin skyrocketed as TikTokers tried to pump it, with Justin Sun signing up with the scene too, followed by a couple of exchanges. Cardano got in a custody contract with Coinbase, and its creator Charles Hoskinson raised the concept of a partnership with Litecoin, while Terra exposed Anchor, governed by a freshly formed organization, and the Cryptoverse entered an outcry after lots of blockchain and crypto-related business took millions from the federal government in payroll loans.

On The Other Hand, the Bank of Lithuania opened a ‘playground’ for screening CBDCs, digital yuan is set for real-world trip while sharing pilot with the Apple- backed Didi, and Chinese authorities added “blockchain developer” to the official list of tasks. In the meantime, South Korea’s Gyeonggi Province is discussing introducing a regional stablecoin- powered universal standard earnings, and incorporated hotels provided by Expedia. We discovered that Centre froze an address holding USD 100,000 worth of the stablecoin, early Voice users are not impressed with its style, and Russian financiers in the stopped working Telegram token launch reported the British brokerage they stated is keeping nearly USD 1.5 million of their funds. Brock Pierce revealed his candidateship for President of the United States.

And we reveal 20 crypto jokes!

Early Morning, CT! Do you have a “Learn BTC” starter pack?

I wanna learn bitcoin fromr/Bitcoin


So, what’s been occurring this past week?

The state of things

— Rob “Crypto Bobby” Paone (@crypto_bobby)July 8, 2020


Since it’s true,


@molllliy @Target_Sir Hang on, hang on … it wiped out to 9027 … purchase the dip!!

— Crypto_nick (@Nick_Cryptos)


Here’s another meme of the week.


— louis (@barneytheboi)July 8, 2020


OK, millenial!

These exact same kids in 60 years still waiting on $DOGE to moon

— Tommy (@tommy_ranger)July 8, 2020


The Doge Result.

BREAKING: United States Congress in speak with pass expense that would make selling $DOGE under $1 a federal criminal activity

— Josh Rager (@Josh_Rager)July 8, 2020


Buying the future.

Training my kids to shill my bags on tiktok.

— Altcoin Father (@bitcoin_dad)July 9, 2020


‘ Prepare, kiddo.’

Source:bitcoin baddie/ Instagram.


Expectations vs reality– mining edition.


Attempt describing mining to your moms and dads ##bitcoin ##explainbitcoin ##btc ##bitcoinmining ##cryptomining ##minecaft ##fy ##fyp

♬ original sound – thewolfofbitcoins


Crypto fans at family events.

Source: krytostarts/Instagram.


No One might make this up.

Can’t make it up

— Matthew Graham (@mattysino)July 2, 2020


Concealing in plain sight.

Source: btcclicks/Instagram.


Do we state that Bitcoin’s a lifestyle?

Mr Bitcoin, fromr/Bitcoin


Believing on your feet is necessary in crypto.

Source: thefatbitcoin/Instagram.


DeFi can get a bit … odd.

I like DeFi however some DeFi jobs be like

— Matthew Graham (@mattysino)July 7, 2020


So, listen, babe, it’s actually basic!

Me describing yield farming to my future husband

— Anthony Sassano|sassal.eth (@sassal0x)June 20, 2020


No, hold both of my beers.

Source: cryptomemeking _/ Instagram.


Keep in mind people – jokes.

BCH and BSV discussed in one gif.

— BTChap ☣ (@BTChap)July 4, 2020


Here’s a game for you: guess who!

Source: everything_crypto/ Instagram.


Here’s your weekend crypto anthem.

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